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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Emma Bunton. In a nutshell, she will work until 10pm at night and thinks it's absolutely fine for a room of strangers to stand around pointing…
Look at that single sleeve! It's amazing! Our favourite bit is Harry's 'Taking Back Sunday never have to do this' expression. As well as the title tracks (which — marketing…
Lil' Chris draws… JESUS BEING BORN "I don't really know how to explain what I'm drawing here." (Chris' worried PR suggests "perhaps you could draw him in a manger".) "This is baby…
There's going to be a Christmas Day Top Of The Pops, meaning that years of tradition involving arguing with parents over exactly when Christmas lunch will be finished can continue.…
You might not guess it from the current ad campaign featuring Woolly the sheep — surely the biggest cunt on television — but Woolworths is the greatest high street music…
We have added some new songs to The Chart Of Truth. The fact that Christmas is nearly here does not mean everyone has downed tools and stopped making good songs. New…
:: Christina is apparently employing a prop she is calling a 'burning wheel of death' in her upcoming tour. :: Britney is divorcing her rubbish husband. This can only result…
:: Girls Aloud are going to be part of the 'Harrods' Christmas grotto (sort of). Careful when lowering yourself onto Nadine's bony knee… :: We have done an interview with Swedish pop…
:: Madonna is not actually adopting anyone from Africa. To celebrate this, here is her new video. In full. :: Someone told Heidi Sugababe that wearing an orange wig in the…
:: Madonna is not actually adopting anyone from Africa. To celebrate this, here is her new video. In full. :: Someone told Heidi Sugababe that wearing an orange wig in the…