Step One:
Get quite excited when it arrives, forget to listen to it, leave it on your desk for a few days, temporarily lose it during an office movearound involving crates and builders and that sort of thing, miracuously rediscover it about a week later poking out of the Lou Pearlman autobiography.
Step Two:
Listen to it in the background while doing other things, making phonecalls, sticking things on walls, going for cigarettes etc. Having listened (not actually listened) to the album once, declare it to be a bit shit without any tunes. Announce that it's alright sonically but not really 'all that'. Start opining that it would have been better if she'd done something like Hercules & Love Affair's 'Blind'. Say that a song like 'Call The Shots' would have been a good idea as well.
Step Three:
Decide, the next day, to listen to the album properly. Realise that while it is not exactly a chartbound sound it is brilliant.
THE END.
