Look at this.
It looks like we've been sent a Kelly Clarkson promotional condom.
But we haven't.
It's just a lollipop. Like the lolly she had on the cover of her single.
It's a funny old world, isn't it. Sometimes things start off looking like one thing and turn out to be another thing all together. We suppose that it what keeps life interesting, isn't it? If you know what everything was right at the start, the journey of existence would be pointless. Life is about exploring, and discovering, and learning. If Kelly Clarkson can help us with that, let her. Don't resist her. Just let her in.