EVERYONE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN: Sophie Ellis-Bextor's made a disco song!
The recent dance music denier communicated this epoch-defining news via the medium of a tweet:
Today I broke @EdHarcourt ! We made a disco song! And he enjoyed it! *puts gold star on calendar*
— Sophie Ellis-Bextor (@SophieEB) July 22, 2015
Okay so it was made with Ed Harcourt as opposed to someone like Madeon or Calvin Harris, but you can't have everything.
