The Sun allege that meetings have been held, that the rapper is "keen", and that he may even star in it himself.
Handily, a source outlined both the positive and negative aspects of the idea. On the one hand, "Dizzee is a big personality with loads of charisma and the writers think he would be the ideal subject for the show", but on the other "it's just a question of whether or not he has the acting ability to pull it off".
A dilemma dear readers. How will this tale end? We don't know, we're not mindreaders are we.