There comes a time in all our lives when it is necessary to accept that Pitbull has won.

Maybe, for some of you, that time is right now.

Think about it. If you're not going to get on board the Pitbull bus when he's boshing out a Rolling Stones half-cover over some actually-quite-good elec­tro­pop with a Trump-baiting pro-migration sens­ib­il­ity under­pin­ning the whole thing, when ARE you going to get on board?

When there's a 280ft statue of him in every major city? When he buys the United Kingdom? When this planet is about to explode and he's the only one with a func­tion­ing space station?

Think on.