There are some new names (they're mostly old to be honest) on The Popjustice Almighty. Here's is how they have earned their places.
1. Kylie
We cannot tell you yet why she is there at Number One but she is defÂinÂitely there and with very good reason.
2. Girls Aloud
We can't tell you about this either.
3. Alphabeat
Actually, we probably aren't allowed to tell you about this one, either. This isn't going very well, is it?
4. Roisin Murphy
Here's something we can say: that the album shaping up to sell around eight copies is all the more annoying since, having now heard it in its entirety, we also know that it is one of the best albums of 2007. There is one song with what sounds like a Bobby 'O' sample in it but it might just be 'an homage'. Anyway that's a very good song indeed.
5. Robyn
At the V festival last weekend she hit her little drum so hard the poor thing broke. Poor Robyn. Still, looks like she's still be in the Top 3 this Sunday…
We could not explain ourselves any more fully.
