If you glance to your left you will notice that there is a tiny picture of Katherine McPhee. She is at the top of The Popjustice Almighty at this moment in time – or at least, one song from her album is. Here is a rundown of 'movers and shakers' on this week's Popjustice Almighty…
1. Katherine McPhee's Single
If you like ballads and songs about shoes which let your feet breathe you might like the whole album, but we prefer our toes enclosed and, for that reason, we're out. Fortunately the McPhanny single 'Over It' is comÂpletely amazing, as we mentioned the other day.
2. Bonde Do Role
'In at Number Two' for sending us a laser pointer keyring thing in honour of their '…With Lasers' album which is amazing.
3. The Click Five
The group of pig-ugly young men who you ignore every time we write about them on Popjustice. Actually the last time we wrote about them on Popjustice they sent us a phoÂtoÂgraph of the singer sporting a moustache. We wonder what they will send us a phoÂtoÂgraph of this time? The mind boggles.
4. Roisin Murphy
Is she a moody old cow or is she funny like Jennifer Saunders? Her new video suggests a little bit of both. Look how she laughs with the people who have to work in a kebab shop! Look at her shit kitchen! Look at her rubbish bedroom! Ho ho ho…
5. Willow Trees In Pop
Too few. Unless you are in Voices With Fucking Soul.
666. 'My December'
Complete rubbish. We tried. We tried several times. We tried until our ears were bleeding. But the new Kelly Clarkson album is literally the worst record of all time. (Apart from album closer 'Irvine' which is sort of alright.)
None of this is up for discussion.
