Well! This is down tempo but it is not a ballad. We are aware that certain people might in fact refer to this as 'low slung'. The intro and middle eight have a vocodered, pitched-down (or sung by A Bloke) "oh sex me up cos I'm feeling like I want you" line. It's basically a song about fucking.
Best lyric: "Fix me up in the middle of the morningevening"
Is it amazing? It's better than anything by The Enemy
Is it amazing by Girls Aloud standards? No