As you will be well aware, we are generally in favour of elec­tronic pop duo Diagram Of The Heart, so we were excited to have a look at the video for their new single 'If I Were You'.

To be honest readers we've watched the Constructivist jamboree three times now and we haven't the faintest idea what is going on.

[youtube]nzinhoy8OL0[/youtube] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.


1. Means something very important.
2. Means not very much at all.
3. Doesn't mean anything, looks nice.

Our favourite bit is when the Workers Who Look Like Dancers turn out to be Just Dancers Actually.