"Hello everyone, nice to see you all — some new faces and a few familiar ones for today's class! Apologies for the fact that it's a bit chilly this week, we've had some problems with the heating! Hopefully you learned a lot about composition from last week's session! Anyway, today we're going to discuss lighting.
Turn the lights on.
Thank you, see you all next week! Don't forget to pay Samantha on the way out!"
But seriously viewers, this is a classic instance of "oh dear we've got a serious singer who looks slightly like an out of work catalogue model, how do we do a record sleeve where you can tell he's a bit fit without it looking as if we're trying to use that to sell records?". Amazing.