What has been going on in
the world of news?
» Calm down everyone — the world's most boring pop feud is
now OVER and The Mirror can reveal that Craig David and Jay Sean have
now 'kissed and made up'. That is just a figure of speech — none of the
singers in question are actually homosexual! ('Feuding Craig David and Jay Sean have kiss
and made up' — 3am)
» Converse shoes are quite good if you are a popstar. ('I'm With The Band' — The Guardian)
» The two chaps in Gnarls Barkley know some things about each
other, but don't know some other things about each other. ('How Well Do Gnarls Barkley Know Each
Other?' — The Guardian)
» Justin Timberlake will be paying a bit less tax this year -
he's given $200,000 to charity. ('Timberlake Donates $200,000' — Jam!
Showbiz)
» The Busted showcase and that time Sony rented out a room
and filled it with big pictures of Britney in an attempt to pretend she
was Of Cultural Significance are tragically absent from an overview of
why The ICA is brilliant. ('In praise of the ICA, home of the
avant-garde' — The Independent)
» Beatles bigwig Neil Aspinall has died. ('Neil Aspinall: Beatles' friend and road
manager who became the boss of Apple' — The Independent)
» None of Bob Marley's music will appear in a film about Bob
Marley — no great loss as his music was almost entirely terrible. ('Bob Marley music will not be used in
documentary' — Undercover)
» The Rolling Stones have figured out how to get a new record
deal: throw in some of the albums they made before they went shit. ('Rival labels look to give Stones shelter'
— FT)
» Estelle wants to fuck Chris Brown. ('Saucy Estelle' — Star Playlist)
Blimey.
