What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?
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Gareth Gates, Samantha Mumba and Suzanne from Hear'Say are all
going to be wearing a lot of sequins in the not-too-distant future. ('Gates Joins Dancing On Ice Stars' — BBC News)
» Amy Winehouse offiÂcially nobbled no-one to try and get her husband out of jail. ('Amy Winehouse In Clear…' — News Of The World)
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Alesha Dixon's new boyfriend likes texting people phoÂtoÂgraphs of his genitals. ('Alesha Dixon Falls For Eastenders Bad Boy' — Entertainmentwise)
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The LAPD have not found the supposed gun that Britney was supÂposedly waving around at her supposed house last week. ('Britney Spears Hostage Drama: No Gun Found' — Entertainmentwise)
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Simon Cowell has unsurÂprisÂingly signed Rhydian Roberts to his record label. ('X Factor's Rhydian Lands Contract' — BBC News)
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Ashanti is worried that people will think she is a 'slut' due to her role in the most recent 'Resident Evil' movie. A slut who gets pecked to death by a load of birds in the first ten minutes, but a slut nonÂetheÂless. ('Ashanti 'slut' Worries' — The Mirror)
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Lolz, Lily Allen isn't a fan of text speak. ('Lily Upset By Texters' — The Mirror)
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The most bought album of the past seven days is one which has been free for the past few months. ('Radiohead Get Physical' — The Guardian)
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Jessica Simpson has been on holiday with her enormous new boyfriend and enormous white teeth. ('Jess' Holiday Romo-Ance' — The Sun)
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Robyn made up that story about seeing her ex-boyfriend at the station and he most certainly did not bend down to tie up anyone's laces. ('You Got A Problem With Robyn' — The Times)
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Courtney Love has shoved her intriguing nose into Britney's affairs with some invaluÂable advice. ('Courtney Love Chimes In On Britney Spears' — Popbytes)
