What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?

» Mika is not one to tolerate sloppy musicians. ('Mika Whacks Guitarist For Hitting Wrong Note' — The Mirror)

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P.Diddy is dead. Long live Sean John. ('Meet Sean John: Puff Daddy Rebrands Again' — The Guardian)

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Hot Chip con­sidered giving to Kylie is being received well. ('Ready For A Fall, Hot Chip Rise To Expectations' — The Guardian)

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Lil'Kim is on the prowl for a new record label to release her future hits. ('Lil'Kim Parts Ways With Atlantic' — Billboard)

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Oscars time. Three of the five songs in the Best Original Song category are from 'Enchanted'. ('Enchanted Dominate Oscar Song Category' — Billboard)

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The new Guns N Roses album is finally on the way, again. ('Guns N Roses Completed New Album?' — Metal News)

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KT Tunstall is taking a break from her big suc­cess­ful career to write a children's book with Alex from Blur. ('James & Tunstall To Help Write Charity Kids Book' — Yahoo)

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Leona Lewis does not have the musical taste you might expect. Unless you are aware that she is on the same label as The Hoosiers. ('Look Hoos A Fan' — Daily Star)

Blimey.