You recall, of course, that a lot of Madonna's 'Hard Candy' promotional nonsense was simply some normal stuff with a Madonna sticker on it.
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We wondered, the other day, whether there was any other 'Hard Candy' merchandise knocking around, and imagine our surprise when we uncovered this bottle of 'Hard Candy' wine!
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And this sought after 'Hard Candy' filing cabinet!
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And this limited edition 'Hard Candy' air horn!
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And this exclusive 'Hard Candy' hole punch!
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These not-available-in-the-shops 'Hard Candy' camping mats are amazing.
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Are you jealous of our 'Hard Candy' tennis ball?
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*Tumbleweed blows across cyberspace*