As you have probably gathered by now, last night Kylie did a tiny show (in terms of both duration and capacity) upstairs at a pub in London. The pub in question is owned by Vice and does gigs all the time anyway so it wasn't as much a case of Kylie barging in and ruining someone's game of darts as you might imagine, but it was all very exciting nonetheless.
But the best bit was the shiny floor Kylie had on stage.
And this is what Kylie does, really, isn't it? Where there are ropey old stages she brings shiny floors. Where there are dull walls she brings a job lot of tinsel frondy things. Where there is a ceiling she shoves a balloon.
(That's not her singing by the way.)
(NB If the Old Blue Last has a permanent shiny floor on its stage forget we ever posted this.)