Surely the news story of the week

THE sinful, hedon­istic realm of pop music may seem a million miles away from the austere, for­bid­ding world of Christian fun­da­ment­al­ism.

But Scotland on Sunday can reveal that an anti-abortion group con­test­ing every UK seat in the European elections is being directly funded by royalties from Sinitta's 1980s disco classic 'So Macho'.