If you're not already sick to back fucking teeth of the unstoppable pop juggernaut that is Booty Luv you will be pleased to hear that:
B) At Club Popjustice, 11 Wardour Street, 10pm-3am, £3 in, etc etc
C) We are giving away a load of Booty Luv rubbish including CDs and posters and food items
D) And playing some of their songs in between 'the usual'
E) So there you go.
See you there!
* 'Stop press' being an entirely redundant phrase in this modern age. Although 'Stop the piece-of-shit content management system we've lumbered ourselves with' doesn't quite have the same ring to it.