We're only on Day 5 but the Popjustice/Calvin Harris Countdown To Christmas is already picking up some pretty impressive plaudits on the Popjustice forums.
"The joke was very poor."
"I didn't even get today's joke :("
"I'm so embarrassed for Calvin."
'It makes me depressed."
"I did fancy him, and then my friend went and told me he looked like my cunt of an ex-boyfriend."
"Pointless, unfunny and stupid."
"December is going to be a long month."
"Shows a lapse of judgement on the part of Popjustice."
If you think these jokes are bad, wait until you see the free stickers we're giving away next week…