Paris Hilton, David Guetta, Flo Rida and a 'Don't Stop Believin'' interpolation: is Popjudgement Day finally here?

As you know, we've been anti­cip­at­ing Paris Hilton's new material for various complex reasons, the main two of which are:

REASON 1. 'Stars Are Blind' was a tune whichever way you look at it, so the new stuff might also be acci­dent­ally brilliant.

REASON 2. As discussed here, the current LOLpop club track 'genre' needs to reach its lowest low before pop can start to regen­er­ate, and we think Paris is the girl to come up with the goods.

We'd say this latest leak 'Louder' — pur­portedly Paris and Flo Rida duetting on a Guetta-produced homage to Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin'' although these ingredi­ents are almost too bad to be true — is more the latter.

[EDIT: It is in fact too bad to be true.]

BEHOLD.

That said, we still think Paris can do worse. In fact, we'd say this is just a hint of how potent her new album's awfulness could really be. Brace yourselves, readers.