We regret to inform our customers that today's M-Train service has been cancelled due to a problem in carriage No Excuses.

Following com­plaints, from some commuters, regarding an unpleas­ant smell, the issue has been iden­ti­fied by the driver as a severe and poten­tially hazardous toilet blockage.

Early invest­ig­a­tions suggest that a large amount of excrement may have been deposited at around 1pm today. Up the walls, in the sink. The whole lot.

We are working hard on the problem but there is a chance the M-Train will not be fit for public use until at least 2019.

Customers are advised to seek altern­at­ive routes.