At the BBC, Fridays mean booze trolley day. It is a trolley of booze, wheeled around the office.
Things are similar at Popjustice HQ, but with poppers. Every Friday at 4pm, our specially modified Glade Plug-Ins fire a thin mist of amyl nitrate around the office.
This afternoon, the soundtrack to this room odourising magnificence will be the song which loads automatically on this page.
It is the Luke Terry mix of the song in question — you can hear the whole thing at his MySpace.
We have got a bit of a headache.