Last night's Britain’s Got The Pop Factor And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice — a mainly parody, occasional satire on X Factor, Pop Idol and 'all the rest' — featured Peter Kay's newest creation, Geraldine McQueen, winning the talent search and singing her debut single, 'The Winners Song'. The track's written by Kay with Gary Barlow.
Clearly, it's better than most genuine winners' songs.
Here's the full thing, complete with McManus-esque glitter cannon/mouth problems, before someone removes it from YouTube…
The single's available to download now at iTunes now. CLASSIC BARLOW.