Madonna’s definitely performing at the Brits!

Hello to all my UK Rebel Hearts ❤️❤️❤!!!! ️See you at the Brits on Feb 25th #BritsImMadonna ❤️#livingfor #rebelheart A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Feb 3, 2015 at 1:08am PST See. Let’s not discuss the 200mb+ thing that happened overnight. Let’s just move on from that.

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One Direction were the biggish winners at the Brits last night

Not sure if you heard, but the Brits happened last night and One Direction won two awards so well done them. Arctic Monkeys also won two, so that keeps everyone happy doesn’t it. In fact, here’s the list of winners for you to have a lo at: Global Success Award: […]


Beyoncé’s definitely performing at the Brits tonight

Beyoncé is definitely going to be having a singsong at the Brit awards tonight, host James Corden has confirmed. Having a chat with Zoe Ball on BBC Radio 2, the Lesbian Vampire Killers  star said (as quoted here): “I must be able to tell you? Beyoncé. Beyoncé is performing tonight.” […]


Disclosure and Lorde’s Brits thing might be a shambles

Disclosure and Lorde haven’t actually met up yet to rehearse their collaboration for the Brits, which as you well know take place tomorrow night. “It’s been tough getting things ready as we’ve been on the road,” one of Disclosure told – WAIT FOR IT – the Daily Star Playlist. “So […]


Pharrell will be having a singsong on stage at the Brits next month

Musical recluse Pharrell has – somewhat surprisingly given his near disappearance from the charts of late – joined the up of performers for next month’s Brit awards. “I always lo forward to seeing the artists that come together on the Brits stage,” he, or someone from his team, mused in […]

Justin Timberlake’s performing at the Brits apparently

Resting Actor Justin Timberlake will perform at the Brits according to a well-placed ‘source’ at The Sun. “Justin will christen his comeback with a performance at the Brits,” this source told ‘Gordon Smart’. “Talks between organisers, his label and management have been ongoing since the start of the year.” “Brits […]


What should happen for at least 13 minutes of this year’s Brits

We went to the Brits launch at London’s Savoy Hotel last night. We to a few pictures but they’re not very good. Here’s ‘Tom Ol’ playing a song best described as ‘shall we go to the pub’. Odo was there to collect his Critics’ Choice award. When asked by host […]

A series of bad photographs we took at the Brits

Last night we went to the Brits and got drunk. Here are some crap photos we to. These are the escalators at the tube station. As you can see Mastercard’s ‘duets’ themed sponsorship is all over the place. People were still putting up Mastercard stuff when we arrived, which […]

The Brits: who could win, who we’d like to win, who will win

As you may have noticed, the Brits are happening tonight. The shortlists this year are pretty shocking in the main (where is Sak Noel in International Male?!?) but from the options we’ve been given we’ve picked our winners, and we’ve also taken a guess at who might actually win. Voila: […]


Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse will be honoured at the Brits

Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse will be honoured in some form at tomorrow’s Brit Awards, according to the Metro. The tribute will seemingly take the shape of an additional performance as the paper notes that “bosses had already squeezed nine performances in this year, compared with the usual eight”. Its ‘source’ […]


Coldplay are causing the Brits organisers a bit of a headache

Coldplay’s opening performance at tomorrow night’s Brit awards is causing organisers a health and safety nightmare, according to The Sun. The band have requested so many pyrotechnics that a ‘source’ claims it’s been a “logistical nightmare” and “for a long time organisers didn’t think they’d be able to go ahead […]


Rizzle Kicks would prefer it if they didn’t have to share their Brit

Rizzle Kicks think it’s great to be nominated for a Brit and everything but they wish it wasn’t with Olly Murs. Speaking about their ‘Best British Single’ nod for ‘Hearts Skips A Beat’, Jordan told Star Playlist: “We are over the moon to be involved in something that did so […]


Olly Murs will be performing at the Brits

Olly Murs has confirmed that he will be among the performers at this year’s Brit Awards. The ‘Heart On My Sleeve’ hitmaker and part time twat  joins Rihanna, Coldplay, Ae and Florence & The Machine on the -up for the February 21 ceremony. Murs is nominated in the Best Single […]