IN A NUTSHELL
Earth is in danger. A meteor containing 10,000 of Zayn Malik's draft tweets — a tweeteor, if you will — is on a collision course with the planet we call home and the only people who can truly save us are Rixton, but they're busy shooting a shit product endorsement viral so the job falls to One Direction. As this video ends we see 1D zooming into space knowing that theirs is a one-way mission: in order to destroy the tweeteor they must destroy themselves. It is sad, but this is no time for tears. Back at NASA headquarters Louis Tomlinson's son, Steven Tyler from Aerosmith, starts singing 'I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing', while the band's stylist continues to argue with NASA over the shade of orange in which the planet's biggest boyband will meet its demise. TO BE CONTINUED…
