To begin with, when we heard this song without any visual accompaniment, we were fairly impressed by Cody Simpson's rampant popportunism regarding the whole 'surfboard' thing. He identified (not that it would take Columbo) a 'pop thing' and ran with it.
Well done Cody.
But this video. THIS VIDEO. Christ on a bike Cody, we admire you high hair, we're enchanted by your childlike penchant for splashing about in water, and we do not doubt for one minute that all those hired-in women in your video and many thousands more love would love nothing more than to grind around on your penis (even though you're only 17 and that's all a bit iffy). We're not disputing any of that. But this video is a disaster.
Woodwork. WOODWORK. There is actual woodwork in this video.