Here's the only news story more important than David Cameron putting his cock in a pig: Vanessa White, aka Vanessa from The Saturdays, aka one of the Top 3 members of The Saturdays, has a new song called 'Relationship Goals' — and it looks like it's appearing today.
This news comes via this morning's Metro, which buries the music stuff in a story headlined "Fans made me feel ugly, says solo Vanessa".
After a couple of paragraphs about body image, it mentions that 'Relationship Goals' (which let's face it is an epic song title) is "out today" and a "sultry R&B tune".
Notes Vanessa: "People are so used to me singing pop songs with The Saturdays — this is going to be very different."
There's also some stuff about The Saturdays definitely being on hiatus and definitely not having split up etc etc but that's to be expected.
Vanessa's been working with the likes of Chloe Martini, Tre Jean-Marie, Bless Beats, Laconic and Snakehips, so this might all be quite good, right? Right.