One Direction have decided against selling 'birth control' with their faces on.

According 'a source' quoted in the Daily Star, "the offer was enormous".

Apparently they were offered quite a lot of money, too.

The 'source' continues: "It came from one of the biggest brands in the world [VOLVO????] and even tied into a safe sex organ­isa­tion in the US. The boys remain very candid about sup­port­ing the use of condoms if asked in inter­views.”

Taking the high road in this matter, Daily Star have accom­pan­ied the story with a picture of Taylor Swift.

Well done everyone.