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Ke$ha has revealed details of her children's book

  • May 10, 2012
  • Brad O'Mance

Inspirational rolemodel Ke$ha has revealed details of her forth­com­ing work of children's lit­er­at­ure. The book will be entitled 'Schlumpy Lumpy Was A Clump'.

It's probably about her vagina.

Here's a passage from the book, which she shared on Twitter earlier today:

"a brown fuggles sweater covered my bod.when,i, in the studio,thought a great thought. the schlump down in sch­lumpville was out tonight… sch­lump­ing about.lumping and clumpy +turned inside out."my!" i exclaimed, with great surprise,"why,I've turned schlumpy,and lumpy" i cried."

No idea.

The 'Sleazy' star will doubtless be hoping to replicate the success of Madonna, who had a little-known stint as a singer before 'Mr Peabody's Apples' bought her inter­na­tional acclaim as a children's author.

Ke$ha also 'took to Twitter' to comment that the recently-leaked ropey demos 'Pretty Lady' and 'WooHoo' (not a Christina Aguilera cover) are old songs that won't be on her next album. She promised her 'Animals' "new shizzle ASAP!"

 

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