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Katy Perry's been told to stop wearing rotating bras

  • July 12, 2012
  • Brad O'Mance

Katy Perry has been warned by her insurers to stop wearing her rotating pep­per­mint bra as her wigs get caught in the mech­an­isms and she could get neck strain.

According to The Sun, 'Perry' 'explained': "I keep being told the insurers are worried I will injure my neck. I seriously doubt it could be lethal but they want a new bra designed that

Okay let's just stop this right here. Fucking hell. Let's just draw a line under this news story.
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Now let's all go and do something else.

Let's embrace the extra time we  have in our lives now that we no longer need to think about this Katy Perry bra story.

Let's spend the time we could have spent thinking about this story writing a poem instead.

Let's go shopping.

Let's have a kiki.

Let's send a nice email to someone who could do with receiving a nice email.

Let's look out of the window and consider the miracle of life.

Deal? Deal.

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