Lorde (!), Katy Perry (!!), Tove Lo (!!!), Craig David (!!!!), Goldfrapp (!!!!!), Halsey (!!!!!!) and — you know it — Emeli Sandé () have all been added to the lineup for this year's Glastonbury Festival.
As you well know the headliners are guitar-bothering Radio X pleasers Radiohead, Foo Fighters and Ed Sheeran, but as any fool with a Twitter account will tell you, 'it's not about the headliners' etc etc.
So here's a more extensive lineup on a fancy poster embedded in a tweet:
— Glastonbury Festival (@GlastoFest) March 30, 2017
SEE YOU DOWN THE FRONT FOR FRANK CARTER & THE RATTLESNAKES!