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Irish comic Louis Walsh is going to be a guest judge on US X Factor

In the best-news-ever news, blinking Bellefire boss Louis Walsh will appear as a guest judge on US X Factor.

Instead of finding someone — anyone — to stand in, a bron­chitis-stricken Simon Cowell insisted that Louis take his spot at X Factor auditions in Kansas City today.

According to The Sun's source, Simon "greased the wheels with the US bosses" for the inter­na­tion­ally-renowned impres­ario to take his spot, saying: "Louis was the man who knew more about the X Factor than any other judge."

Louis was appar­ently flown through the night in a private jet at the expense of £160,000, pre­sum­ably bouncing on his chair all the way.