HERE IS THE NEWS.
- Allie X, the singer of numerous records we all love and the creator of many others we may hear in the future, is coming to London.
- She's doing a pop concert on April 5.
- She will, one assumes, be doing All The Hits.
- The live spectacle will take place at 'Birthdays', the amusing Dalston music venue.
- Tickets are on sale in three days.
THAT WAS THE NEWS.