Halsey, Charli XCX, Becky Hill and Haim have all been added to the Reading & Leeds Festival lineup, which is likely to be of little interest because there's literally zero chance of you going to Reading & Leeds.

The festival, which would seem like quite a nice way to spend the weekend if they changed 90% of the lineup, will take place in Reading and indeed Leeds between August 25 — 27, and also features pre­vi­ously announced acts like Lethal Bizzle, Muse and Popjustice favour­ites Cabbage.

Full details can be found right here.

SEE YOU DOWN THE FRONT GUYS!