ACTIVATE THE BURKE: Dannii Minogue has 'withdrawn' from negotiations to return to The X Factor after she allegedly asked for half the money Britney's getting.
'Show insiders' told The Sun that they refused "to be held to ransom" by Dannii and are now "putting contingency plans (Sinitta) in place".
The woman who gave the world Leon Jackson and Matt Cardle was apparently offered £750,000, then £1m, but said she wouldn't leave Melbourne for less than £5m.
'Pals' of Dannii (maybe even Ruth Lorenzo) reportedly told the paper "it wasn’t about money" and that she was upset about that book about her and Simon's "bonks".
There are many words one might associate with the idea of sexual intercourse with Simon Cowell. Bonk is not one of them.