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Christina Aguilera's forthcoming album is "caviar ratchet"

ChristinaDiggy Simmons col­lab­or­at­ors Da Internz have described the music they're making for Christina Aguilera's forth­com­ing album opus as "caviar ratchet" and likened their work to "afford­able health­care in the music industry".

Amazing.

Having a chat with Rap-Up the duo were asked to describe the sound for the as-yet-untitled album and between them they said the following ludicrous words:

"That gourmet ratchet…It’s upper echelon music with ratchet hood drums. Caviar ratchet – it’s pure, serving it on gold platters, 14k – Hêrmes."

Got that? Good.

Perhaps aware that that all sounded com­pletely bonkers, they then condensed it into one easy to digest soundbite:

"14k caviar ratchet, serving with three finger tips".

Thanks guys!