Despite having previously being thrown under the X Factor bus with such force and severity that the bus itself was partially destroyed and has been at the garage ever since due to ongoing Cole-caused problems with its chassis, Cheryl Cole's back on UK X Factor, according to Cheryl Cole.
She has posted an Instagram thing to this effect, posting the picture above and noting: "GUESS WHAT!!.. [EMOJI] I'm baaaacccckkkkk!!!! #iMayActuallyRingHisNeck [EMOJI] #XFactor2014 [EMOJI] #leggooo [EMOJI]".
Simon, meanwhile, has this to say:
Sun scribe Dan Wootton appears to have the full story in tomorrow's The Sun.
New Cheryl music Q4 then? That will do nicely.