It's 2001! Britney Spears has been voted the sexiest Woman In Music by the readers of Billboard.
The prevoiusly-declared Sexiest Woman In The World Tula Paulinea 'Tulisa' Contostavlos was inexplicably neglected in the list. Elsewhere in a poll that we fear may have been hijacked by pesky 'gays', Lady Gaga was voted ahead of Beyoncé and Rihanna in the list of desirable lady popstar sexual partners.
Giving further credence to our hypothesis, underdog Adam Lambert came from behind to beat off a two-pronged assault from Tokio Hotel's Billy Kaulitz and Justin Bieber, to be crowned the male popstar you'd most like to be Lamboned by.