It's 2001! Britney Spears has been voted the sexiest Woman In Music by the readers of Billboard.
The preÂvoiÂusly-declared Sexiest Woman In The World Tula Paulinea 'Tulisa' Contostavlos was inexÂplicÂably neglected in the list. Elsewhere in a poll that we fear may have been hijacked by pesky 'gays', Lady Gaga was voted ahead of Beyoncé and Rihanna in the list of desirable lady popstar sexual partners.
Giving further credence to our hypoÂthesis, underdog Adam Lambert came from behind to beat off a two-pronged assault from Tokio Hotel's Billy Kaulitz and Justin Bieber, to be crowned the male popstar you'd most like to be Lamboned by.
The full list of sexy popstars and sexy popÂstarÂlets (and Madonna) are over on Billboard.