Britney-Spears-Make-Me-2016

Song-releasing popular music behemoth Britney Jean Spears (born December 2, 1981) has decided that July 15 2016, ie today, is the best day to release a brand new single.

(As you can see in the artwork above, Britney is currently being styled by an Andrex puppy.)

The much-discussed Burns-produced G-Eazy-featuring 'Make Me' isn't on Spotify yet [UPDATE: It's now on Spotify] and it's not even on Apple Music here in the UK [UPDATE: It's now appeared on Apple Music]. You can however buy it with actual cash, on the iTunes Music Store.

HISTORICAL NOTE: Buying music is what music fans used to do before someone invented a better way of doing things.

Fortunately, because Britney is a woman of the people, she's also chucked the song on YouTube. So there's that.

(Yes, thanks, we are well aware that the song gradually appearing on streaming services renders the whole 'angle' of this post com­pletely redundant.)