Bits About Pop: From a new video from The Saturdays to Alexandra Burke wanting to life coaching if that's okay

Form an orderly queue, the next batch of BAPs are ready. Don't worry if you're at the back, there are plenty to go round.

• The Saturdays are shooting a music video. (Twitter)
• There’s a Cahill remix on the way of the song The Saturdays are doing a video for. (Twitter)
• Ciara has ‘premiered’ a new song and it sounds exactly like this when performed in the live arena. (YouTube)
• If a shower door just won’t suffice, Kylie’s ‘Kiss Me Once’ box-set includes a ‘faux window’ to help recreate the album cover. (Kylie’s Store)
• In more Kylie news, SHE’S (appar­ently) GOING ON TOUR (Popjustice Forum)
• Lady Gaga is bringing her ‘artRave: The ARTPOP Ball 2014’ epic to the UK and the dates might be announced tomorrow. (Popjustice Forum)
• Katy B was in the Live Lounge earlier. She did an Arctic Monkeys/Ben Pearce ‘mash-up’. (BBC)
• In other Katy B news, fans of 90-second previews will be pleased to hear that hers are ‘up’. (iTunes)
• Kelis has revealed some ‘stuff’ about her new album. (Popjustice)
• Fans of popstars being intim­id­ated by men with beards are in luck: Chlöe Howl was intimated by the bearded man in the ‘Rumour’ video. (YouTube)
• Ellie Goulding, Pharrell, Neon Jungle etc etc are per­form­ing at Wireless. (Popjustice)
• Chvrches have chucked their song from the Vampire Academy soundtrack onto SoundCloud. (SoundCloud).
• Pitbull has kindly added a verse to Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse’. Poor Juicy J. (Popjustice)
• It's not all bad news for Juicy J: he is in the 'Dark Horse' video. He describes it as a “major motion picture”. (Billboard)
• Lea Michele’s release strategy of ‘throwing as much shit at the wall and hoping something sticks’ continues with ‘What Is Love?’. (YouTube) (Sadly not the Haddaway song.)
• BANKS’ first proper single ‘Brain’ premieres tonight. (Twitter)
• One Direction have taken a break from reminding the world that they are good friends to shoot a music video in a kebab shop. (Digital Spy)
• More news from One Direction 'land': Little Mix might be sup­port­ing them on tour. (Metro)
• Alexandra Burke is feeling good at the moment (thanks for asking), so is training to be a life coach. (Digital Spy)

And just for old time's sake:

What a song.