While his work experience placement with Queen continues, ‘Welcome To The Show’ hitmaker Adam Lambert has returned to his solo career and will be releasing a new single called ‘Two Fux’ on June 30.
The title is a clever way of being able to swear without really swearing. Try it the next time you’re in the Post Office by telling someone go fux themselves. “Ah!!! But you cannot be angry because I did not say ‘go fuck yourself’!” you can say. “But in saying that you did just say ‘go fuck yourself’,” they will say. “Mind your language,” you can triumphantly bellow before flouncing out of the Post Office and taking your custom elsewhere, before realising that posting a heavy item to arrive tomorrow midday is precisely the sort of custom it is impossible to take elsewhere. Five minutes later, having used a Sharpie to hastily draw a moustache and spectacles on your face, you will reappear in the Post Office, and will have to queue all over again.
That image of Lambo slouching on a chair you can hopefully see above is the song’s ‘cover art’, while a snippet of the song can be heard below. WARNING: Includes the lyric “namaste right here”.