Sole singers 2 Shoes and Celebrity Masterchef 2008 winner Liz McClarnon have been added to the bill for the Marcus Collins-headlined Liverpool Pride.
If you think that sounds a bit underwhelming, fear not. 2010 X Factor finalist John Adeleye (aka Jnay) will also perform, as will Sarah Whatmore of Pop Idol season one 'fame'.
The event takes place on August 4 and is nautical themed, so expect Liverpool to be awash with discharged seamen.
Lord only knows what 2 Shoes will be wearing.