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Who's who in JLS?

  • June 4, 2009
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You can tell a lot about someone from their favourite colour — espe­cially when you have a handy guide to homo­sexual colour coding for reference.

Left to right in the picture:

JB
Respendent in yellow, JB is into pissing.

Marvin
Sporting this fetching shade of green, Marvin is either a hustler for rent (?!) or a john looking to buy (!??). Don't get the wrong one or he'll be offended.

Oritse
Oritse won't say no to a spot of light fisting. But not on a Thursday.

Aston
Apparently Aston is a policeman.

We hope this has been of interest.

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