So the plan was that we would do an amusing 'wry' 'irreverent' 'sideways look' at the ultra-deluxe edition of Lady Gaga's 'Fame Monster', which along with various 'art book' type things also includes A LOCK OF LADY GAGA'S HAIR.
We were going to bash off an amusing thing about how could you clone Lady Gaga and have lots of Lady Gagas, and we were going to do a thing about how it might go wrong and then we'd post a link to a clip like this one and then everyone would say "oh LOL Popjustice you have such a unique and refreshing take on the pop scene" and we would say "well of course that's very flattering but really we just do what we do and if anyone else likes it that's a bonus".
Sadly, in the course of our cloning research we found THIS.
And now we are just sad and miserable.
What a terrible start to a Thursday.