So this text message exchange took place a couple of weeks ago.
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A week later, we received this email.
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More recently, another text.
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We are not sure about naked photos but a better song might have helped.
Here is Disco Rapido's 'We Play The Pipe' in all its glory. There is not much glory.
[youtube]LEWq4BobKAw[/youtube] Oh dear.