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This has simultaneously cheered us up AND thrown us into a shitty pit of depression

:( / :)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xlGI2mdrDw

Incidentally we have decided that
:(/:) will from this point forwards be the inter­na­tion­ally-recog­nised emoticon of Emotronica, the amazing genre we invented and which was roundly ignored by everybody in spite of the fact that it is MADE UP GENRE GOLD.