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There must be an angle

  • March 21, 2006
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This, viewers, is The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom. Click The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom to launch The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom in a new window so that you may print out The Popjustice Protractor Of Doom for use around the house/record shop.

What's it all about?

Examine Exhibits A, B and C from the front page of yesterday's super soaraway Popjustice.

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Now, using the Popjustice Protractor Of Doom, calculate the Angle Of Hopelessness of your favourite popstar.

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We believe any angle of or less than 30° to be perfectly accept­able in these difficult pop times. Any pop per­son­al­ity whose sans-serif font is at an angle of any more than 30° should be approached with severe caution.

We hope this proves useful to you, the pop consumer.

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    Congratulations to Charli XCX and Lorde: winners of the 2024 Popjustice Twenty Quid Music Prize
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