The problem with Nicki Minaj's 'Starships' is that it is not quite ridiculous enough.

Fortunately someone has put together a ludi­cro­maz­ing sort of mashup thing which involves 'Starships' being bolstered by The Popular Hits Of artistes like Example, Hurts, Madonna, Daft Punk, Britney Spears, and Changed Man Chris Brown. It makes the original sound like Ed Sheeran 'calming things down a bit'.

Remove any unfastened ornaments from nearby shelves and press play on this.

Literally, bloody hell.