What's going on?
» The Isle of Wight festival replaces one slightly wooden performance with another. (The Guardian)
» The Sugababes — "currently made up of Keisha, Heidi and Amelle" — now spend their time looking at old frocks and comparing themselves semi-favourably to The Supremes. (The Times)
» Another big pen splodge on the Madonna Promotional Bingo Card — she's been saying naughty words on the BBC. (Music News)
» Huge mobile phone company stops pretending to stage 'impromptu' guerilla gigs and announces a mini-festival featuring Gnarls Barkley, Sugababes and The Feeling. (Music News)
» 'Glastogate' rolls on — this time Jay Z reckons he's worthy of playing and admits he's just following a trail blazed by Will Smith . (The Sun)
» Nobody knows if Amy Winehouse is going to record the new James Bond theme but Daniel Craig would love it if she did. (6 Music)
Tidy.
