What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?
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Britney Spears will not be appearing in the new Britney Spears video. ('Britney Spears Making Comeback As A Cartoon Character' — The Mirror)
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The results of this little animation project do, however, look quite spectacular. Perhaps the real Britney should now retire and let cartoon Britney do all the hard work? ('That Bitch Looks Nothing Like Her' — Dlisted)
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New Kelly Rowland songs will be played on the top deck of London buses. ('Down To A T, Kel' — Daily Star)
» Cleverly sidestepping an opportunity to display any sort of sense of humour,
Leona Lewis refused to comment when a child accidentally asked her if she was a virgin. ('Is Leo Really A Virgin' — The Sun)
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REM are very modern and forward-thinking. ('Find REM On Facebook' — The Guardian)
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More people have listened to the new Madonna album, or at the very least, read some of the lyrics. ('Madonna's New Song Lyrics Reveal Sadness At Guy Ritchie's Distance' — The Mirror)
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Madonna herself has recently been put in a hall. ('Madonna, Mellencamp Lead Rock Hall's '08 Class' — Billboard)
Blimey.
